Die, Die My Darling

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Leah. Ohio. Big plans. Body Positive. Lover of movies. Nerdfighter. Rock n' Roller. Trekkie. Nail polish junkie. Introvert. Into all kinds of music.

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my-typewritten-thoughts:

Paper Towns by John Green

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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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archangelsky:

Skinny Apple Mug Cake

Lemon Cloud Mug Cake

Strawberries and Cream Mug Cake

Cookies and Cream Mug Cake

Red Velvet Mug Cake

Candy Cane Mug Cake

Smore Mug Cake

Pumpkin Cinnamon Mug Cake

Coffee Cake Mug Cake

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(Source: bratsquad)

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.
It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.
I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

lnthefade:

This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.

It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.

I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.

asianbearx:

isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him?

(Source: ch-ords)

(Source: maximum-black)

rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

heliolisk:

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

I mean if its for jesus I guessss

heliolisk:

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

I mean if its for jesus I guessss

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(Source: l-o-g-g-i-e)