I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name
nudists don’t have pockets
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
This is a thing that is now being offered at Disney World.
It’s macaroni and cheese, topped with bacon, served in a cone made out of bread.
I have yet to figure out if I’m disgusted by this or if I’m booking a flight to Florida to get one.
isn’t it messed up how i’m just dying to be him?
mom… dad… im batman
I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
I can’t really argue
I mean if its for jesus I guessss
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills