You remind me of my little toe. You’re short, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my couch tonight.
Can I just complain about how sick I am of being single? Cause I am.
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
My first day of work was exhausting.
Robert Plant: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove!
Jimmy Page's Guitar: tunanuh-neanuh-nEAwneaw, tanehnanenanununrreaneaw, tunineh-tuneh-tunahnEAWnEaw!
Anonymous said: You should write more about that orgasm in another "Read more" post.
It was fantastic, wonderful and long-awaited. What more can I say?
Tight fabric brushing over hard nipples. Yes.
(Source: inkf3cted)
Just had the best orgasm of my life. Still tingling and super sensitive. Thought I should document this momentous occasion.
Times like these…
